And then it was time for our first rapid of the morning, appropriately named "Morning Glory." Yep. Yours truly was the first person from our raft to be violently cast overboard. I temporarily clung to the safety rope, but the force was too strong and I got sucked right under. I hugged my paddle tightly and started to count, as our guide had explained that the life vests prevent you from being under water for more than ten seconds. At about ten, I started sucking in water. At about fifteen I popped to the top, completely terrified and disoriented, gasping and coughing. I was a "swimmer," as they say, helplessly bobbing along, clinching my paddle all the while. At long last, a safety kayak picked me up and steered me in the direction of another team's raft, into which I was hurled face first. I only had seconds to consider how I would get through a whole waterlogged day being tossed around like a hanky in a Maytag before we approached the next rapid. This time my serious side prevailed and I dug my paddle into the waves with mighty determination, pressing my legs hard into the raft to keep balanced. Hard work paid off and we made it through. It was even, well. . . fun.
I rejoined my team's raft and my spirits picked up. When I learned that they had actually toppled over while I was out for my swim, I felt even better. As we peacefully drifted down the river gorge between the